Youtube achmed the dead terrorist i kill you

It's the same size, and leather and fur, I don't know the difference. I thought it was the little shifty thingy. That'll hold ya, ya little bastard.' 'Oh, I gotta shift.' And you have to hold this dog when you're driving, otherwise, it'll fall down between the seats, and you're like, 'Where the hell is that dog? Oh, there you are. Sparkly! I did that a little too well, didn't I? And also, while I'm driving, I'm holding in my left arm my wife's three pound chihuahua. But it's not really a blue Prius, it's more of a 'blue' Prius. The Prius that we own is not a black Prius, it's not a red Prius. But she calls me on the cell phone and she's laughin'. And then we went to pick it up when it was finished and we're driving home, and my wife is behind me, she's driving the Hummer, and I'm in front, I'm driving the Prius. A chihuahua on a stick.'Р”Вuring the holidays last year, we had to take the Hummer and get a little maintenance done on it. If she'd have been going just a little faster, I'd have a new puppet. I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard.Р”Р„nd then I thought 'Damn. Of course, my wife and my girls were all like 'Ahh!'. Stick stuck in the carpet, crammed down her throat with momentum, she actually pole vaulted over the stick. We were all sitting on the couch watching TV, she comes running through the house as fast as she can, that stick's sticking straight out, and as she runs across the carpet in front of us, for some reason she decided to quickly look down. This little idiot dog found a stick about as long as she was she stuck it her mouth to run with it, but it was sticking straight out the front. dot com!Р”Р„nother way the chihuahua proved her lack of intelligence: most dogs know when you find a stick in the yard and you put it in your mouth and you run with it, you put the stick in your mouth sideways. You know, the weird part is I *am* actually pissing him off! And he would like to *kill me*! But he will not, because that would be a form of *suicide*. dot com! Am I pissing you off-fafa? Jef-fafa? Dun-HAM. you know when you think about it for thirty seconds, it's actually 'Jef-fafa' Dun-HAM.

It says 'Dun-HAM.' 'Jeff Dun-HAM.' 'HAAAAM!' You're the other white meat.

Youtube achmed the dead terrorist i kill you